Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • Take me to the ocean tshirt Take me to the...
  • May Contain wine - funny wine t-shirt May Contain wine - funny...
  • Every brunette needs a blonde best friend - funny t-shirt Every brunette needs a...
  • Let's go wine tasting on the couch - funny wine t-shirt Let's go wine...
  • I like my men tall, dark, & nerdy - funny t-shirt I like my men...
  • I like my men tall, dark, & fictional. Funny Ladies T-Shirt I like my men...
  • Home is where the bra isn't - funny ladies t-shirt Home is where the...
  • I tried running but I kept spilling my wine - funny wine ladies t-shirt I tried running but...
  • I don't fart, I whisper in my panties - Sometimes it's a scream - funny ladies t-shirt I don't fart...
  • You look like I need a drink - funny drinking t-shirt You look like I...
  • Don't tell my mom I'm a lesbian - funny t-shirt Don't tell my...
  • Home is where the bra comes off - funny ladies t-shirt Home is where the...
  • I hate people and bras - funny ladies t-shirt I hate people and...
  • Hangover Hoodie - Drinking Hoodie Hangover Hoodie - Drinking Hoodie...
  • Genuine Redneck Woman - funny ladies shirt Genuine Redneck Woman - funny...
  • Nappy Hair - Don't Care - Ladies T-Shirt Nappy Hair - Don't...
  • Pork Chop Sandwiches - Funny T-Shirt Pork Chop Sandwiches - Funny...
  • I'm done adulting today - funny t-shirt I'm done adulting...
  • I totally agree with myself - funny t-shirt I totally agree with...
  • If you can't say anything nice - We should probably be friends - sarcastic t-shirt If you can't...
  • Vegan: Yes, I live without bacon - funny vegan t-shirt Vegan: Yes, I live...
  • Yes, I get enough protein - vegan life - vegan t-shirt Yes, I get enough...
  • Staying Positive that it will all go horrible wrong - sarcastic t-shirt Staying Positive that it...
  • Every short girl need a tall best friend - ladies t-shirt Every short girl need...
  • Every tall girl needs a shirt best friend - funny ladies t-shirt Every tall girl needs...
  • I'm not lazy - i'm just on energy saving mode - funny t-shirt I'm not lazy...
  • Be nice to your children - they choose your nursing home - funny t-shirt Be nice to your...
  • Every blonde needs a brunette best friend - funny ladies shirt Every blonde needs a...
  • I think my guardian angel drinks - funny drinking t-shirt I think my guardian...
  • I only party on days that end in Y - funny t-shirt I only party on...
  • Today I have been sober for 90 days... Not, like in a row or anything. Just in total. Funny drinking t-shirt Today I have been...
  • I go into survival mode when tickled - funny t-shirt I go into survival...
  • Brunettes - Because somebody has to be smart - ladies t-shirt Brunettes - Because somebody has...
  • Just a girl with sass working on dat ass - funny ladies exercise t-shirt Just a girl with...
  • Being an adult is the dumbest thing i've done - funny t-shirt Being an adult is...
  • Both Teams - Sports T-Shirt Both Teams - Sports T...
  • I don't have ADHD - I just find it hard to concentrate sometimes - funny t-shirt I don't have...
  • Go Fuck Yourself - Would you like to buy a vowel? Funny rude and offensive t-shirt. Go Fuck Yourself - Would...
  • Super - Athletic Sports Swish T-Shirt Super - Athletic Sports Swish...
  • Sports - Athletic Swish T-Shirt Sports - Athletic Swish T...
  • Donut Grow Up - Funny Donut Pun T-Shirt Donut Grow Up - Funny...
  • Family Camping Is Awesome - funny camping t-shirt Family Camping Is Awesome...
  • I'm pretty sure my birthstone is a softball - cute softball t-shirt I'm pretty sure...
  • Goodbye School - Hello Summer T-shirt Goodbye School - Hello Summer...
  • How many Lowe's could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowe's? Funny T-Shirt How many Lowe's...
  • Eat like Joey - Dress like Rachel - Cook like Monica - Funny Friends T-Shirt - 90's T-Shirt Eat like Joey - Dress...
  • Chaos Coordinator - funny t-shirt Chaos Coordinator - funny t...
  • Faith - over - Fear - Inspirational T-Shirt Faith - over - Fear - Inspirational...
  • Fast Cars, Beer, & 'Merica. Patriotic T-Shirt Fast Cars, Beer, & 'Merica...
  • Kinda Classy - Kinda Hood - Funny ladies T-Shirt Kinda Classy - Kinda Hood...
  • Because I said so # momlife - funny mom t-shirt Because I said so...
  • I May Be Old But I... What Was I Saying? T-Shirt I May Be Old...
  • Good Vibes - Rainbow cool t-shirt Good Vibes - Rainbow cool...
  • I'm a hugger - Funny T-Shirt I'm a hugger...
  • I am not a hugger - cactus - funny t-shirt I am not a...
  • The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Funny T-Shirt The dishes are looking...
  • I get my attitude from... well, pretty much all of the women I'm related to - funny t-shirt I get my attitude...
  • "Nothing Makes Sense" - Nothing Makes Sense when we're apart - Couple's T-Shirt "Nothing Makes Sense" - Nothing...
  • My disney princess name is Taco Belle - Funny disney t-shirt My disney princess name...
  • BAE - Best Aunt Ever - Funny Aunt T-Shirt BAE - Best Aunt Ever...
  • Everything hurts and I'm dying - funny work out t-shirt Everything hurts and I...
  • Snaccident - noun - When you eat all the snacks by accident - fat guy -  funny t-shirt Snaccident - noun - When you...
  • Fe Male - The original Ironman - funny t-shirt Fe Male - The original...
  • Weird is a side effect of being awesome - funny t-shirt Weird is a side...
  • If it requires fake smiling I probably won't come. - Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt If it requires fake...
  • Just a mom trying not to raise assholes - funny mom t-shirt Just a mom trying...
  • Retired (adjective) - I do what I want, when I want - See also: Not my problem anymore - funny retirement t-shirt Retired (adjective) - I do...
  • If Grandpa can't fix it we are all screwed. funny t-shirt If Grandpa can't...
  • Don't take me into a bookstore unless you're prepared to drag me out - funny t-shirt Don't take me...
  • I wish I was an octopus so I could slap several people at once - funny t-shirt I wish I was...
  • Let's get drunk and yell at the TV - funny sports t-shirt Let's get drunk...
  • In a world full of assholes - be kind - funny t-shirt In a world full...
  • Crazy? I prefer the term hilariously unstable - funny t-shirt Crazy? I prefer the...
  • Pretending my life isn't toally falling apart - funny sarcastic t-shirt Pretending my life isn...
  • How about you order a shut the fuck up sandwich and a side of kiss my ass fries - funny sarcastic - insult-shirt How about you order...
  • I'm fat but identify as skinny - I'm totally trans-slender funny t-shirt I'm fat but...
  • I hate pants and socializing - funny t-shirt I hate pants and...
  • You never know what you have till it's gone (like toilet paper for instance) funny t-shirt You never know what...
  • Hard Pass - Funny T-Shirt Hard Pass - Funny T...
  • Wish you weren't here - funny sarcastic t-shirt Wish you weren't...
  • Ask me about my pronouns - gay pride t-shirt - LGBTQ t-shirt Ask me about my...
  • My uterus - my fucking decision - now fuck off - pro-choice t-shirt My uterus - my fucking...
  • Damn I can't come I'm busy watching murder documentaries - funny t-shirt Damn I can't...
  • I have never faked a sarcasm in my life - funny sarcasm t-shirt I have never faked...
  • Life is soup and I'm a fork - funny t-shirt Life is soup and...
  • Oops my bad. I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult - funny sarcastic t-shirt Oops my bad. I...
  • If you ran like your mouth you'd be in great shape - funny sarcastic t-shirt If you ran like...
  • If I wanted your opinion I would have... actually forget it. I doubt I'll ever want your opinion - sarcastic t-shirt If I wanted your...
  • My alone time is for everyone's safety - funny t-shirt My alone time is...
  • Over thinking mode ON - funny t-shirt Over thinking mode ON...
  • Ew, People - funny t-shirt Ew, People - funny t...
  • Looking at my wife - I think - Damn she's a lucky woman - funny t-shirt Looking at my wife...
  • Pew Vroosh Beep Boop Vroosh Pew - Funny T-Shirt Pew Vroosh Beep Boop...
  • I am not lazy - Just low on Caffeine - funny coffee t-shirt I am not lazy...
  • Already planning what I'm gonna eat after this - fat t-shirt Already planning what I...
  • Last name hungry - First name always - fat t-shirt Last name hungry - First...
  • Coffee spelled backwards is "eeffoc" I don't give eefoc until I've had my coffee - funny coffee t-shirt Coffee spelled backwards is...
  • My depression gives me super powers - funny t-shirt My depression gives me...
  • I don't want to go big - I just want to go home - funny t-shirt I don't want...
  • Twinkle Twinkle little star - Point me to the nearest bar - drinking t-shirt Twinkle Twinkle little star...
  • Antisocial Club Member - Leave us alone - sarcastic t-Shirt Antisocial Club Member - Leave...
  • Life's a glitch and then you crash - cool t-shirt Life's a glitch...
  • Let that shit go - Buddha T-Shirt - Inspirational T-Shirt Let that shit go...
  • Normal people are weird - funny t-shirt Normal people are weird...
  • Keep your eyes on the fries - funny t-shirt Keep your eyes on...
  • Keep on Keepin' on - cool t-shirt Keep on Keepin' on...
  • Someday we'll all be dead - funny sarcastic t-shirt Someday we'll all...
  • Danger - no filter - funny t-shirt Danger - no filter - funny...
  • People should seriously stop expecting normal from me - we all know it's never going to happen! Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt People should seriously stop...
  • If I'm not back in five minutes - just wait longer - funny t-shirt If I'm not...
  • My dog thinks i'm cool. funny dog t-shirt My dog thinks i...
  • I'M COLD - Funny Ladies T-Shirt I'M COLD - Funny...
  • Probably late for something - funny sarcastic t-shirt Probably late for something...
  • FUCKER - Offensive Rude T-Shirt FUCKER - Offensive Rude T...
  • Condoms are for dicks - funny t-shirt Condoms are for dicks...
  • 100% that bitch - funny ladies t-shirt 100% that bitch - funny...
  • I'm not a person you should put on speaker phone - funny t-shirt I'm not a...
  • A wise woman once said - fuck this shit - and she lived happily ever after - funny ladies t-shirt A wise woman once...
  • Go fuck yourself - I'm an asshole and I approve this message. Offensive Rude T-Shirt Go fuck yourself - I...
  • No, you're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong - funny t-shirt No, you're wrong...
  • Don't let this sweet smile fool you. I secretly want to punch your stupid face. Funny rude ladies t-shirt Don't let this...
  • Be nice to me - my bestie is crazy! funny ladies t-shirt Be nice to me...
  • If I ever say "do you want me to be honest?" say no. funny sarcastic t-shirt If I ever say...
  • Grumpa - like a regular grandpa only grumpier. Grumpa - like a regular...
  • I'm trying to cut down on my swearing. Let's see how the fuck that goes. Funny sarcastic T-Shirt I'm trying to...
  • I've tried to stop swearing but I cunt - funny sarcastic t-shirt I've tried to...
  • I was normal 2 kids ago - funny parent t-shirt I was normal 2...
  • I work harder than an ugly stripper - funny offensive t-shirt I work harder than...
  • JUST STFU - Funny offensive t-shirt JUST STFU - Funny offensive...
  • That band I loved in high school - funny t-shirt That band I loved...
  • I'm nicer than my face looks - funny t-shirt I'm nicer than...
  • If I'm telling you a story be prepared to have 6 mini conversations and 15 other stories thrown into it because I can't stay focused. Funny ladies t-shirt If I'm telling...
  • I secretly hate your kids - funny t-shirt I secretly hate your...
  • I'm so freaking cold - funny t-shirt I'm so freaking...
  • Clingy AF - funny t-shirt Clingy AF - funny t...
  • Lazy AF - funny t-shirt Lazy AF - funny t...
  • Just here for the drama - funny sarcastic t-shirt Just here for the...
  • I'm just waiting for a mate - funny t-shirt I'm just waiting...
  • Meninist - t-shirt Meninist - t-shirt...
  • Internet famous - funny t-shirt Internet famous - funny t...
  • Never read the comments - funny t-shirt Never read the comments...
  • I'd rather be playing with my shuttlecock - funny badminton t-shirt I'd rather be...
  • It's me IRL - It's me in real life - funny sarcastic internet t-shirt It's me IRL...
  • Roses are red tacos are enjoyable don't blame Mexicans because you're unemployable - funny political t-shirt Roses are red tacos...
  • Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas. We're all in this together - Christmas Vacation 80's T-Shirt - funny christmas t-shirt Nobody's walking out...
  • Employee of the month - runner up - funny work/job humor t-shirt Employee of the month...
  • Antisocial Butterfly - Funny sarcastic t-shirt Antisocial Butterfly - Funny sarcastic...
  • Common Sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power - sarcastic t-shirt Common Sense is so...
  • I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself - funny drinking t-shirt I told myself that...
  • I met god. She's Black. Funny sarcastic religion t-shirt I met god. She...
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