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Text & Sayings T-Shirts

T-shirts with funny text and sayings. Just text only in here so if you want funny t-shirts with designs you should go to our funny t-shirts.
  • I shirt myself today. funny t-shirt I shirt myself today...
  • I used to be cool - funny sarcastic t-shirt I used to be...
  • If it's too loud you're too old - funny rock and roll t-shirt If it's too...
  • Because I was inverted - top gun 80's retro t-shirt Because I was inverted...
  • White Pinkman 2024 Election - Breaking Bad T-Shirt White Pinkman 2024 Election...
  • Science - It's like magic but real - funny science t-shirt Science - It's like...
  • People say I have a bad attitude - I say fuck 'em - funny offensive rude t-shirt People say I have...
  • Well I'll be damned - funny t-shirt Well I'll be...
  • Retired - Not my problem anymore - retirement t-shirt Retired - Not my problem...
  • Skip a straw - Save a turtle - t-shirt Skip a straw - Save...
  • I'm cold you're hot let's cuddle - funny t-shirt I'm cold you...
  • I'm so fucking cold - funny t-shirt I'm so fucking...
  • Eat Sleep Travel Repeat - funny t-shirt Eat Sleep Travel Repeat...
  • NASA T-Shirt NASA T-Shirt...
  • Mama needs a cocktail - funny mom t-shirt Mama needs a cocktail...
  • Nurses - we can't fix stupid but we can sedate it - funny nurse t-shirt Nurses - we can't...
  • My pen is bigger than yours - funny sexual t-shirt My pen is bigger...
  • I paused my game to be here - funny gaming t-shirt I paused my game...
  • Every once in a while someone amazing comes along... and here i am. Sarcastic T-Shirt Every once in a...
  • Saving all my carbs for beer - funny beer drinking t-shirt Saving all my carbs...
  • My job is top secret. Even I don't know what I'm doing. Funny work humor - office humor - t-shirt My job is top...
  • Emotional - T-Shirt Emotional - T-Shirt...
  • Someday I'm going to eye roll myself into another dimension - funny sarcastic t-shirt Someday I'm going...
  • Momster Definition - noun. What happens to mom after she counts to 3 - funny mom t-shirt Momster Definition - noun. What...
  • My stomach is FLAT. The L is just silent. Fat guy t-shirt My stomach is FLAT...
  • They said don't give up your dreams so I went back to sleep. funny t-shirt They said don't...
  • My rights don't end where your feelings begin 2nd Amendment - Pro Guns T-Shirt My rights don't...
  • The coolest pop - father's day t-shirt - dad t-shirt The coolest pop - father...
  • I’m an ADULT. Not like a “real” adult, but an adult nonetheless. Funny T-Shirt I’m an ADULT...
  • Apparently I have an attitude who knew - sarcastic t-shirt Apparently I have an...
  • No Hair Dont care - bald t-shirt No Hair Dont care...
  • If you're happy and you know it stay in bed - funny t-shirt If you're happy...
  • Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived - funny sarcastic t-shirt Good morning world! Your...
  • I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate - funny sarcastic t-shirt I try to be...
  • You call it nagging I call it listen to what I fucking said the first time - funny relationship t-shirt You call it nagging...
  • Alcohol does not make you fat - it makes you lean against tables, chairs, floors, walls, and ugly people - funny drinking t-shirt Alcohol does not make...
  • As a mother with her hands full my hobbies include not getting pregnant again - funny mom t-shirt As a mother with...
  • A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me - funny office humor - work humor t-shirt A fun thing to...
  • Don't make this ginger snap - funny redhead - gingersnap cookie pun t-shirt Don't make this...
  • Don't grow up - it's a trap - funny t-shirt Don't grow up...
  • Clark Griswold 2024 - 2024 election t-shirt Clark Griswold 2024 - 2024...
  • No one understands - Riddle T-Shirt No one understands - Riddle...
  • I would make a Zelda pun but I don't wanna TRI and force it - funny pun video game t-shirt I would make a...
  • What (and I can't stress this enough) the fuck? Funny T-Shirt What (and I can...
  • Didn't care yesterday. Didn't give a shit today. Probably won't give a fuck tomorrow. Sarcastic T-Shirt Didn't care yesterday...
  • I need to go on medication so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects - funny sarcastic t-shirt I need to go...
  • Here comes Amazon Here comes amazon - right down my driveway - funny Christmas T-Shirt Here comes Amazon Here...
  • Let's start the bullshit - good morning assholes - funny sarcastic office humor t-shirt Let's start the...
  • Don't ever piss off a short girl. They're like cute, adorable tiny ninjas of death who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls - short girls are badass - funny ladies t-shirt Don't ever piss...
  • Being a mom is a full time job except no sick days - you get no breaks - 40 hours is really 168 hours and you can't quit. funny mom - mother's day t-shirt Being a mom is...
  • Math - the only place where people buy 69 watermelons and no one wonders why. Funny Math T-Shirt Math - the only place...
  • I always give 100% at work - 11% monday 27% tuesday - funny work office humor t-shirt I always give 100...
  • ambitchous Definition - Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch. funny ladies t-shirt ambitchous Definition - Striving to...
  • Beavis Butthead 2024 TP for everyone's bunghole - funny 2024 election t-shirt Beavis Butthead 2024 TP...
  • This year instead of gifts - I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited - funny sarcastic Christmas T-Shirt This year instead of...
  • I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a spoiled wife but here I am, killin' it. Funny wife T-Shirt I never dreamed I...
  • Focus T-Shirt Focus T-Shirt...
  • My wife: it's fine, honestly - Narrator: it was not fine - funny sarcastic marriage relationship t-shirt My wife: it's...
  • I didn't fart - my ass blew you a kiss - funny t-shirt I didn't fart...
  • Mountains aren't just funny - they're hill areas - dad joke corny pun t-shirt Mountains aren't just...
  • I suffer from CHS - Can't Hear Shit - I will huh the crap out of you - funny old people t-shirt I suffer from CHS...
  • People... not a big fan - funny sarcastic t-shirt People... not a big...
  • Yes officer I saw the speed limit I just didn't see you - funny speeding t-shirt Yes officer I saw...
  • Beer in - Beer out - funny beer drinking t-shirt Beer in - Beer out...
  • I'm this close to losing my shit - funny ladies t-shirt I'm this close...
  • Some Days I Amaze Myself, Other Days I Look For My Phone While I'm Talking On It Funny Shirt Some Days I Amaze...
  • Who Farted? T-Shirt worn by booger in Revenge if the Nerds 80's T-Shirt Who Farted? T-Shirt...
  • GIMME' HEAD TILL I'M DEAD - funny t-shirt worn by Booger in the 80's comedy Revenge of the Nerds - funny 80's T-Shirt GIMME' HEAD TILL I...
  • Sorry I'm late. My cat was sitting on me. Funny cat t-shirt Sorry I'm late...
  • Ew, David - Schitt's Creek - Funny T-Shirt Ew, David - Schitt's...
  • High on Stress - Revenge of the Nerds - 80's T-Shirt High on Stress - Revenge...
  • Life's a bitch and then you marry one - funny t-shirt Life's a bitch...
  • 2020 SUCKS - T-Shirt 2020 SUCKS - T-Shirt...
  • Ugh, As if! Clueless - 90's T-Shirt Ugh, As if! Clueless...
  • FUBAR - Saving Private Ryan - 90's T-Shirt FUBAR - Saving Private Ryan...
  • First time Daddy T-Shirt First time Daddy T...
  • Non-Employee of the month - Covid-19 coronavirus t-shirt Non-Employee of the...
  • I see dead people - The Sixth Sense - 90's T-Shirt I see dead people...
  • I'm Not Mean I'm Honest - Funny Sarcastic Tee I'm Not Mean...
  • There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapulate from incomplete data - funny sarcastic t-shirt There are two types...
  • I shoot like a porn star - offensive sexual t-shirt I shoot like a...
  • I get called a bitch a lot and its true but I never get called stupid or ugly - funny ladies t-shirt I get called a...
  • Money can't buy happiness but it sure can buy makeup - funny ladies t-shirt Money can't buy...
  • Cute As F#%k - funny ladies t-shirt Cute As F#%k...
  • Felt Cute Might Delete Later - funny ladies t-shirt Felt Cute Might Delete...
  • After Sex Shirt - Funny offensive t-shirt After Sex Shirt - Funny...
  • Fuck Me Hard - Sexual Offensive T-Shirt Fuck Me Hard - Sexual...
  • Not a Virgin - Funny T-Shirt Not a Virgin - Funny...
  • I like long walks away from everyone. funny t-shirt I like long walks...
  • OK GOOGLE Where are my keys - funny t-shirt OK GOOGLE Where are...
  • I'll tell you what's wrong with society. No one drinks from their skulls of their enemies anymore - funny t-shirt I'll tell you...
  • Get On His Dick Not His Nerves - funny t-shirt Get On His Dick...
  • I ain't for everybody and ain't trying to be - funny t-shirt I ain't for...
  • You Give Me Agita - funny t-shirt You Give Me Agita...
  • I don't hate you. I just want to touch your face with a shovel... really hard. - Funny sarcastic t-shirt I don't hate...
  • When this virus is over I still want some of you to stay away from me - funny covid-19 t-shirt When this virus is...
  • I'm not lazy - I just really enjoy doing nothing. funny sarcastic t-shirt I'm not lazy...
  • Shit I don't have time for: this shit, your shit, their shit, funny t-shirt Shit I don't...
  • I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives - funy t-shirt I don't care...
  • I can't go to Hell - Satan has a restraining order against me - funny t-shirt I can't go...
  • Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. Funny T-Shirt Common sense is like...
  • It's just allergies - covid-19 t-shirt It's just allergies...
  • If you can read this - you're in fart zone! - funny t-shirt If you can read...
  • At my age you just can't trust a fart - funny t-shirt At my age you...
  • I do what I want when I want where I want! Except I gotta ask my wife. One sec. Funny T-Shirt I do what I...
  • Hookers and Blow - Funny T-Shirt Hookers and Blow - Funny...
  • I before E except after C disproved by - science - funny t-shirt I before E except...
  • I come with dick and 1/2 the rent - funny t-shirt I come with dick...
  • I'm a bad influence but we're gonna have a lot of fun - funny t-shirt I'm a bad...
  • 2020 is still better than my first marriage - funny t-shirt 2020 is still better...
  • Cup of fuckoffee one splash of no one cares a dash of kiss my ass - funny insult t-shirt Cup of fuckoffee one...
  • Be nice to me I have diarrhea - funny t-shirt Be nice to me...
  • I'm not rude - I just say what every one else is thinking - sarcastic t-shirt I'm not rude...
  • Nacho average dad - funny dad t-shirt Nacho average dad - funny...
  • When life shuts a door... open it again. It's a door. That's how they work. Sarcastic T-Shirt When life shuts a...
  • My dog is smarter than the president - funny political t-shirt My dog is smarter...
  • 2020 Very Bad - Would Not Recommend - funny t-shirt 2020 Very Bad - Would...
  • Evil Olive Spelled Backwards is Evil Olive - Funny T-Shirt Evil Olive Spelled Backwards...
  • My warm bed is calling and I must go - funny t-shirt My warm bed is...
  • Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck - funny t-shirt Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck...
  • I'm just an awkward foul mouthed sarcastic delight - funny sarcastic t-shirt I'm just an...
  • First of all... eat a dick - funny insult t-shirt First of all... eat...
  • Unless I'm sitting on your face. My weight is none of your business. Funny ladies t-shirt Unless I'm sitting...
  • Whatever I did to piss you off please let me know so I can fucking do it again - funny t-shirt Whatever I did to...
  • You think I care about who doesn't like me? Hell my own family doesn't like me - sarcastic t-shirt You think I care...
  • Bad puns are how eye roll - funny pun t-shirt Bad puns are how...
  • I make bad science puns periodically - funny science pun t-shirt I make bad science...
  • Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and being responsible - funny sarcastic t-shirt Gettin' real tired of...
  • I am day drunk, good sir - funny drinking t-shirt I am day drunk...
  • weekend vibes - t-shirt weekend vibes - t-shirt...
  • Go Shawty It's Sherbert Day - funny pun t-shirt Go Shawty It's...
  • I was taught to think before I act, so if I smash the shit out of you - funny sarcastic t-shirt I was taught to...
  • I'm Not a Control Freak but you're doing it wrong - funny sarcastic t-shirt I'm Not a...
  • It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine - funny t-shirt It's fine. I...
  • I'm so over it - funny ladies t-shirt I'm so over...
  • My mind is like my Internet Browser - I have 19 tabs open - funny t-shirt My mind is like...
  • Don't piss off old people. The older we get the less life in prison is a deterrent - funny old people t-shirt Don't piss off...
  • I know I'm in trouble when the voices in my head start a chat group - funny t-shirt I know I'm...
  • Don't mess with old people - we didn't get this age by being stupid - funny old people t-shirt Don't mess with...
  • I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I'm hilarious - funny t-shirt I try not to...
  • Stop asking why I'm crazy I don't ask why you're so stupid - funny t-shirt Stop asking why I...
  • Heck Yep - funny t-shirt Heck Yep - funny t...
  • Don't be seally - cute pun t-shirt Don't be seally...
  • Salt Pepper - Hi Hello - Season's Greetings - Funny Christmas T-Shirt Salt Pepper - Hi Hello...
  • King of Dad Jokes - funny dad t-shirt King of Dad Jokes...
  • Underestimate Me - That'll Be Fun - sarcastic t-shirt Underestimate Me - That'll...
  • My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity - sarcastic t-shirt My level of sarcasm...
  • Have you tried turning it off and on again? funny t-shirt Have you tried turning...
  • If I die, please delete my browser history - funny internet t-shirt If I die, please...
  • Dad Jokes Loading - funny dad t-shirt Dad Jokes Loading - funny...
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