I Just Came Here To Drink And Fuck...and I'm About Done Drinking T-shirt

Do you like to drink and party? Then this is the t-shirt for you!
$25.98 sale icon $12.99
Do you like to drink and party? Then this is the t-shirt for you!
$25.98 sale icon $12.99
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Customer Reviews 8 item(s)

Nothing really wrong with the shirt I just don't wanna wear it in public so it was a bit of a waste.
Review by KmD Tha Tree / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
This shirt legit got me laid at the bar. Drunk chick read it and said buy us a round and lets get outta here then.... CHACHING.
Review by Damian / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
DTF girls flock to me when I'm rocking it. Fits good, i like it.
Review by Luke / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
I love it haha, I got the bouncer and 2 bartenders at Smokey toos on spruce street to buy these when I was there the other night. Love the site!
Review by BootieHunter / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
People at the bar wouldn't stop talking to me because of this tee. Everybody had to know where it came from so I sent um your way -Playaplaya
Review by PlayaPlaya / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
I let my son (17 years old) pick out his own birthday present and THIS SHIRT is what he bought. It's iressponsible to sale shirts that are covered in obscentity. Your company needs to start verifying the ages of viewers so that they aren't exposed to this kind of crap. I wish I could rate this -100 stars. Sincerely, Michael Colburn
Review by Micheal C. / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
I got 7 of these for my cousins bachelor party and you'd be really damn surprised in the amount of girls who respond well to this shirt.... It's crazy!
Review by Ems / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
I wore this when I was in a little bit of a DTF phase and nothing breaks the ice quite like it lol.
Review by KayKay / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
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