Lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle t-shirt

So why the hell do we have a lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle printed on a t-shirt? Because it's funnier than balls that's why. Well maybe not. In all seriousness, we aren't quite sure why a designer randomly submitted this shirt to us. What we do know is that it has never sold. So if you want to buy a t-shirt that has never been sold and has never been worn by a single human being - ever - then this shirt is for you. Since this design makes absolutely zero sense - be prepared to be asked why you are wearing a stoner lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle. Once this t-shirt sells just once we will probably remove it so it could be gone any day...
$25.98 sale icon $12.99
So why the hell do we have a lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle printed on a t-shirt? Because it's funnier than balls that's why. Well maybe not. In all seriousness, we aren't quite sure why a designer randomly submitted this shirt to us. What we do know is that it has never sold. So if you want to buy a t-shirt that has never been sold and has never been worn by a single human being - ever - then this shirt is for you. Since this design makes absolutely zero sense - be prepared to be asked why you are wearing a stoner lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle. Once this t-shirt sells just once we will probably remove it so it could be gone any day...
$25.98 sale icon $12.99
Site security and confidence badges
50% off all shirts, Free Shipping on 5+ shirt orders

Reviews
There are no public reviews for this item

Reviews For Better Than Pants

Site Review by Kevin L. VERIFIED

5 star review

Awesome customer service, fast shipping, great experience all in all!


Site Review by Tim P. VERIFIED

4 star review

Large and excellent selection of t-shiirts. Great price with buy 3 get 2 free offer. Fast shipment. Would do business with them again. One star off because I missed the latest sale lol!


Site Review by Matt C. VERIFIED

5 star review

I've been thoroughly satisfied with every order from Better Than Pants. The product are high quality and they were delivered quickly.


Site Review by Kelly J. VERIFIED

3 star review

I am happy with my shirts and the shipping was fast shipping but I browsed the site after I bought and I am NOT a fan of all of the anti hillary stuff!


Site Review by Laura S. VERIFIED

5 star review

The shirts arrived as ordered, the size was just right, and they laundered well with no shrinkage.


Site Review by Mike O. VERIFIED

5 star review

Purchase arrived earlier than expected. In addition, store had a promo code that covered the cost of shipping and handling. Quality product, no hassle ordering, overall good experience. I would recommend them.

Description

Details

So why the hell do we have a lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle printed on a t-shirt? Because it's funnier than balls that's why. Well maybe not. In all seriousness, we aren't quite sure why a designer randomly submitted this shirt to us. What we do know is that this stupid t-shirt has never sold. So if you want to buy a t-shirt that has never been sold and has never been worn by a single human being - ever - then this shirt is for you. Since this design makes absolutely zero sense - be prepared to be asked why you are wearing a stoner lizard with a mustache wearing a monocle. Once this t-shirt sells just once we will probably remove it so it could be gone any day...
Quick Details:
  • Printed in the USA
  • 30 day money back no questions asked guarantee
  • Ships fast
  • Design printed using state of the art Plastisol, Silk Screen, or DTG (direct to garment) technologies
Sizing Chart
Norton Badge