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Birthday T-Shirts 80-89 Years Old
  • So Far This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been T-shirt So Far This Is...
  • I thought growing old would take longer - funny t-shirt I thought growing old...
  • Retired (adjective) - I do what I want, when I want - See also: Not my problem anymore - funny retirement t-shirt Retired (adjective) - I do...
  • If Grandpa can't fix it we are all screwed. funny t-shirt If Grandpa can't...
  • Grumpa - like a regular grandpa only grumpier. Grumpa - like a regular...
  • I used to be cool - funny sarcastic t-shirt I used to be...
  • The coolest pop - father's day t-shirt - dad t-shirt The coolest pop - father...
  • Don't grow up - it's a trap - funny t-shirt Don't grow up...
  • People who tolerate me on a daily basis - they're the real heroes - funny sarcastic t-shirt People who tolerate me...
  • I suffer from CHS - Can't Hear Shit - I will huh the crap out of you - funny old people t-shirt I suffer from CHS...
  • At my age you just can't trust a fart - funny t-shirt At my age you...
  • Ask me about my explosive diarrhea - funny t-shirt Ask me about my...
  • Be nice to me I have diarrhea - funny t-shirt Be nice to me...
  • Don't piss off old people. The older we get the less life in prison is a deterrent - funny old people t-shirt Don't piss off...
  • I'm not old - I'm classic - funny t-shirt I'm not old...
  • Senior's Texting Code - Funny Old People T-Shirt Senior's Texting Code...
  • This is what 85 and awesome looks like 85th birthday t-shirt - happy birthday 85 This is what 85...
  • Young at heart... slightly older in other places. Shirt Young at heart... slightly...
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I've Got Alzheimer's, Cheese On Toast. Shirt Roses Are Red, Violets...
  • OLD AGE - The first thing to go is your memory. The second thing to go is your memory. Shirt OLD AGE - The first...
  • WHEN I WAS A KID I WANTED TO BE OLDER... THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! Shirt WHEN I WAS A...
  • I'M STARTING TO THINK I'LL NEVER BE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER. Shirt I'M STARTING TO...
  • Vintage Custom Birth Year T-Shirt Vintage Custom Birth Year...
  • Made In Birth Year Custom Tee Made In Birth Year...
  • It took me 80 YEARS to look this good! - Happy Birthday Shirt It took me 80...
  • I'm not 80... I'm 79.95! 80th birthday Shirt I'm not 80...
  • I make 80 look good - eighty 80 birthday t-shirt I make 80 look...
  • Does this shirt make me look 80? Eighty 80 birthday T-Shirt Does this shirt make...
  • 80 is just a number... a BIG number! Happy Birthday T-Shirt Shirt 80 is just a...
  • This is what 80 and awesome looks like 80th birthday t-shirt - happy birthday 80 This is what 80...
  • Don't mess with old people - we didn't get this age by being stupid - funny old people t-shirt Don't mess with...
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