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Funny T-Shirts for old people.
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  • They Call Me Papa Because I'm Way Too Cool To Be Called Grandfather T-Shirt They Call Me Papa...
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  • I'm Retired And You're Not Have Fun At Work Tomorrow T-Shirt I'm Retired And...
  • I'm Called Nana Because I'm Way Too Cool To Be Called Grandmother T-Shirt I'm Called Nana...
  • Senior's Texting Code - Funny Old People T-Shirt Senior's Texting Code...
  • Wonder Woman Retired T-Shirt Wonder Woman Retired T...
  • This is what 100 and awesome looks like 100th birthday t-shirt - happy birthday 100 This is what 100...
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  • This is what 70 and awesome looks like 70th birthday t-shirt - happy birthday 70 tshirt This is what 70...
  • This is what 65 and awesome looks like 65th birthday t-shirt - happy birthday 65 tshirt This is what 65...
  • I make 70 look good - seventy 70 birthday t-shirt I make 70 look...
  • I'm A Virgin But This Shirt Is Old T-shirt I'm A Virgin...
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  • DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE ME LOOK RETIRED? Shirt DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE...
  • I'M SO OLD... I CAN COUGH, FART, SNEEZE AND PEE ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Shirt I'M SO OLD...
  • I'M NOT OLD, JUST DELIGHTFULLY RETRO. Shirt I'M NOT OLD...
  • I'M STARTING TO THINK I'LL NEVER BE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER. Shirt I'M STARTING TO...
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  • WHEN I WAS A KID I WANTED TO BE OLDER... THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! Shirt WHEN I WAS A...
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I've Got Alzheimer's, Cheese On Toast. Shirt Roses Are Red, Violets...
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  • So Far This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been T-shirt So Far This Is...
  • I'm not 100... I'm 99.95! 100th birthday Shirt I'm not 100...
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  • I make 80 look good - eighty 80 birthday t-shirt I make 80 look...
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  • I'm not 60... I'm 59.95! 60th birthday Shirt I'm not 60...
  • I'm not 70... I'm 69.95! 70th birthday Shirt I'm not 70...
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  • Under New Management. Retired. T-Shirt Under New Management. Retired...
  • The Grandfather - T-Shirt shirt The Grandfather - T-Shirt...
  • Only the Greatest Dads Get Promoted to Grandpa T-Shirt Only the Greatest Dads...
  • RETIRED. See you at the lake. Shirt RETIRED. See you at...
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  • It took me 90 YEARS to look this good! - Happy Birthday Shirt It took me 90...
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  • Donut Grow Up - Funny Donut Pun T-Shirt Donut Grow Up - Funny...
  • Be nice to your children - they choose your nursing home - funny t-shirt Be nice to your...
  • I didn't fall - I attacked the floor - funny t-shirt I didn't fall...
  • I thought growing old would take longer - funny t-shirt I thought growing old...
  • I have hair like yours - just not on my head - bald t-shirt I have hair like...
  • I'm not bald I'm just taller than my hair - bald t-shirt I'm not bald...
  • Retired - the pay sucks but the hours are great! Retirement t-shirt Retired - the pay sucks...
  • I'm retired but I work part-time as a pain in the ass - retirement t-shirt I'm retired but...
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  • Farting is just my way of saying I love you. Funny T-Shirt Farting is just my...
  • Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body. - Funny cremation t-shirt Cremation is my last...
  • If Grandpa can't fix it we are all screwed. funny t-shirt If Grandpa can't...
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