Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos Shirt

In reference to the classic movie Deliverance, this shirt is hilarious for movie lovers. When you start hearing the banjos you better GTFO! Perfect for camping trips!
$25.98 sale icon $12.99
In reference to the classic movie Deliverance, this shirt is hilarious for movie lovers. When you start hearing the banjos you better GTFO! Perfect for camping trips!
$25.98 sale icon $12.99
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Customer Reviews 5 item(s)

This is one of the "classic" funny shirts. I've bought it at least 5 separate times over the years and I got the most recent version from you guys. The quality is good, clearly screen printed Shipping was amazing, I ordered it on a monday and had it Wednesday using a standard shipping option. The shirt itself is a Gildan heavyweight cotton shirt which isn't my favorite because it isn't as soft as others but it's definitely durable. The packaging is boring (a blank gray plastic mailing bag) and the only thing in the bag besides the shirt and an invoice was a coupon for 10% off my next order. Overall I give it 5 stars because of the quality of the print, but I'd really love to see a ringspun option for tees.
Review by Trent L. / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
I got this for my dad before he went on his big yearly fishing trip and he really liked it. He got a big rip in it and still wears it all the time.
Review by Courtney / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
I wear this so often on camping trips that i've become to the "Paddle Faster" guy to the staff at local parks. Everyone who sees it has to make a comment. I'm on my 3rd one, and I'm sure I'll be buying more from y'all. Thanks! -Jack M
Review by Jack M. from Tupelo / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
Bigger isn't always better! This design is HUUUUUGE on the shirt... TOO HUGE! Please offer a smaller design size for those of us that want a nice subtle funny tee, I can't be the only one (BTW I wear this on fishing trips and it gets laughs)
Review by NEED UH MEDIC! / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
love it
the shirt is really awesome. the print quality and color is super high quality.
Review by dave / (Posted on 10/18/2016)
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