Shipping Policy

We're committed to getting your hilarious threads to you as quickly as possible so you can start spreading the humor. We partner with the United States Postal Service (USPS) to ensure your order arrives safely and on time.

Standard Shipping:

Our standard shipping method is USPS First Class Mail, which typically takes 2-5 business days to arrive within the United States. Once your order is placed, it'll take us 1-2 business days to process and prepare it for shipment.

Upgraded Shipping:

If you need your funny tees in a hurry, we offer two upgraded shipping options:
  • USPS Priority Mail: This service typically takes 1-3 business days to arrive within the United States.
  • USPS Priority Mail Express: This is our fastest shipping option, with delivery typically within 1-2 business days.

Expedited Processing:

If you're running short on time, we also offer expedited processing for an additional fee of $3.99. This option moves your order to the front of the production line, reducing processing time to just 12-24 hours.

Shipping Cost:

Shipping costs are calculated based on the total number of items in your order and the shipping method you choose. You can estimate the shipping cost for your order by adding items to your cart and selecting your preferred shipping method.
  • USPS First Class: $4.99 for 1 item + $2.50 per additional
  • USPS Priority: $9.99 for 1 item + $3.00 per additional
  • USPS Priority Express: $3212 for first item + $7.12 per additional
We also offer international shipping to select countries. International shipping rates vary depending on the destination country and weight of the order. International orders may also be subject to additional customs duties and taxes.

Delivery Address:

Please ensure that you provide the correct shipping address during checkout. We cannot be held responsible for orders shipped to incorrect addresses.

Tracking Your Order:

Once your order ships, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number. You can track your order's progress on the USPS website.

Returns and Exchanges:

We know you'll love your shirts... but if you don't we'll gladly accept a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase. Please visit our Returns and Exchanges page for more information.