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"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." -Thomas Jefferson Shirt

"DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON T-SHIRTS" - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. Shirt

"If you fall I'll be there" - the floor Shirt

"People will always accept your ideas if you say Ben Franklin said it first." - Ben Franklin Shirt

"Trust me, you can dance." -Alcohol Shirt

#FACEPALM Shirt

#nofilter Funny Shirt

#ootd funny Shirt

<sarcasm> Shirt

100+ years and all we have is a hybrid.... THAT'S BULLSHIT!! Shirt

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d Shirt

24 HOURS IN A DAY. 24 BEERS IN A CASE. COINCIDENCE? Shirt

3 Reasons To Be A Teacher... June, July, & August. Shirt

40 AND HOT BUY ME A SHOT - Happy Birthday Shirt

5 Out Of 4 People Have Trouble With Fractions T-Shirt

50 & Fabulous - Happy Bithday Shirt

50% Single Shirt

7 days without a pun makes one weak. - Funny Pun T-Shirt

95% of people are stupid, good job I'm in the other 10%. Shirt

98% CHIMPANZEE Shirt

99 problems (is still a lot of problems) Shirt

A Boxer Is My Bff T-Shirt

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In the office I have a work station. Need I say more? Shirt

A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn. Shirt

A Girl's Gotta Do What A Girl's Gotta Do Shirt

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Shirt

A WEEKEND WASTED IS NEVER A WEEKEND WASTED. Shirt

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. - The Second Amendment Shirt

A.A.A.A.A. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION AGAINST ACRONYM ABUSE. Shirt

abcdefuck Shirt

Aberzombie & Bitch Shirt

ABORTION: It really brings out the kid in you! Shirt

ABSOLUT SLUT - funny t-shirt Shirt

Addicted To Books And Coffee T-Shirt

addicted to life T-Shirt

Adopted Is My Favorite Breed T-Shirt

Adorable Deplorable T-Shirt

Adorkable Shirt

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Shirt

AGED TO PERFECTION - Happy Birthday Shirt

Aged To Perfection Shirt

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT Shirt

ALCOHOL - BECAUSE NO GREAT STORY EVER STARTS WITH A SALAD. Shirt

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. Shirt

Alcohol is the Answer T-Shirt

ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, FIREARMS. WHO'S BRINGING THE CHIPS? Shirt

All generalizations are false, including this one. Shirt

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG BOOTY HOE Shirt

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH Shirt

All I Want Is Bitches Big Booty Bitches Shirt

All Men Are Created Equal Then They Become Firefighters T-Shirt

All this and a big dick too! Shirt

all this and brains too Shirt

All We Really Want For Christmas Is Powder T-Shirt

All Women Are Created Equal But Only The Finest Become A Medical Assistant T-Shirt

Alliteration Is Alarmingly Addictive. Shirt

Allow myself to introduce myself. Shirt

Almost Single Shirt

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF! UNLESS YOU CAN BE BATMAN. THEN ALWAYS BE BATMAN! Shirt

Always Be Yourself. Unless You Can Be A Unicorn. Then Always Be A Unicorn. Shirt

ALWAYS GIVE 100%, UNLESS YOU'RE DONATING BLOOD Shirt

ALWAYS LATE... BUT WORTH THE WAIT. Shirt

Always picked last for sports, but always first in the buffet line. Shirt

Always remember, you're unique! Just like everyone else. Shirt

Amazing Awesome Wonderful Beautiful Mechanical Engineer T-Shirt

American As Fuck Shirt

An Awkward Morning Beats A Boring Night. Shirt

AND THEN SATAN SAID, "PUT THE ALPHABET IN MATH." Shirt

And Yet Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking T-Shirt

ANIMALS - THEY ARE FOR US TO EAT Shirt

anti-sober drinking t-shirt

ANTI-YOU T-Shirt

Anybody can be cool... but awesome takes practice. Shirt

Anything unrelated to elephant is irrelephant. Shirt

Anything Unrelated To Elephants Is Irrelephant T-Shirt

Anything you can do... I can do drunker. Shirt

Are you a side effect of my medication? Shirt

Are you going to eat that? Shirt

Arriving Soon - Maternity Shirt

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Shirt

ask me about my A.D.D or pie or my cat. a dog. i have a bike. do you like tv? i saw a rock. hi. Shirt

ASK ME ABOUT MY CATS Funny Shirt

Ask Me How I Tolerate Stupid Questions T-Shirt

Aspiring, Rich, Blonde Socialite. Shirt

At least my bank balance makes me look like a teenager. Shirt

At my age getting lucky means being able to find my car keys. Shirt

BABY DADDY T-Shirt

Back Off I'm Teething Shirt

BACON IS NOT THE ANSWER. IT'S THE QUESTION. THE ANSWER IS YES! Shirt

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER Shirt

Bad Cop, No Donut Shirt

BAD DECISIONS ALWAYS LEAD TO GOOD STORIES. Shirt

BAH, HUMBUG! Shirt

BALD AND BADASS Shirt

Ballet Like A Sport Only Harder T-Shirt

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